...the Kennedy Brothas are starting a band...
...Johnny K is playing guitar and is getting mad at the instrument like it's doing something wrong...he calls it a sloppy note...I call it a punk rocker that needs to practice...not more, but period...he's gonna practice then go back to Fed Ex and they'll think he was at the crossroads...I feel an energy in this Brooklyn apartment...the Kennedy brothers are on their way toward recording their first album...before the first album comes through, we have to learn how to play the guitar though...so we purchased "The Complete Idiot's Guide - Playing the Guitar"...I recall being in the bookstore and also seeing "The Idiot's Guide To Forming Your Own Band"...talk about your American Idol influenced society -- first we're told who our idols are (Kelly Clarkson truly is mine) and now we have a guide on how to form your own band...Now - everyone that doesn't know how to play guitar, and needs a book to help out, isn't an idiot...however, if you've received your new edition of Webster (the little black kid's book of words) then you will see a picture of some smuck next to the word "idiot" with "The Idiot's Guide TO Forming Your Own Band" in hand...although, I do recall hearing that before the Raconteurs formed, Jack White visited his local Borders, purchased this here book, had Meg read it out loud to him, and concluded he needs to call Brendan Benson and the Greenhornes bassist and drummer - to form the Raconteurs...there was an earlier verson of this "Idiots Guide" and John Lennon was the first to read it...he concluded he should team up with newfound friend Paul, and the most popular band ever was born...all thanks to "Idiots Guide"...Now...in all honesty...I haven't given up on the guitar verson...and as soon as that is completed, me and K-Man will be creating our album that will be a mix of Dylan, Strummer, White, Harper and Rock-N-Rita...look forward to that...sometime next decade...it's a large book...for idiots...
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