...lil sidebar with stealing from a...

...You know who I’d like to meet…no, not Michael Jordan…no not Derek Jeter…no not Larry David…no not even Jessica Alba or any Asian Delight…no, not them…not Jesus…I’d like to meet the person that stole candy from a baby …the inspiration for that stupid fucking expression that we all except…this I will no longer stand for - - “It’s like stealing candy from a baby”…I know it is only an expression; however, most expressions come out of life experiences we all have gone through…raise your hand if you have ever stolen candy from a baby…and Chuck, our security guard, will you please see it these people get the chair…..sell drugs to kids…feed them the worst food out there…even candy…but stealing their candy is where I draw the line…see, in order for this expression to have been given birth, there is some motherfucker that stole candy from a baby…now like everything, for instance, it’s the parents fault…in this situation it is the baby’s parents fault…where were they?...and why did they give their baby candy…and this episode started a revolution of baby candy being stolen…I think that is what Halloween is about…baby reparations for their stolen candy…