Saturday, March 10, 2007

...lil sidebar with women's history month...


...apparently it is women's history month...black people had their month in February, and March is women’s turn...you see what's happening here people...the months designated for Jesus are vanishing...people even now mistake the song as "12 days of Christmas"...it used to be "12 Months of Christmas"...but now that blacks and women want their slice of equality, Jesus only has 10 months...and I'm sure there is another recently completely made up month designated for...something like special kids month...which should be shut down because as you can see I am no longer a kid...I was a special kid...still am special but no longer kid...that leaves only 9 months for Christ...and plus...women and blacks want equality...there is no month dedicated to the "regular Joe"...so if they want equality...they should be ignored like Joe...now his last name may be Smo...but at least he ain't no Ho...like Jane Doe...ohhhhhhhhhhhh......a lot of people went home after that one...the above boils down to what Fox news channel keeps talking about...and that's the war on Christmas...it's very alive...and I think another month was just taken by illegal aliens...yup...April has now been declared illegal aliens month...I think our country can be genius...but at times stupid enough to declare a month for people that broke the law.....wait a second...this is genius...in April, for their month, they will celebrate, parading the streets...we'll tap them on the shoulder and say Got Cha...time to leave...but before ya go...my lawn needs cutting...ohhhhhhhh...settle down people...it's not April yet...you can discriminate against people that just want a better life and do jobs nobody else would even consider doing...it's also not February anymore...so now we can start mocking this Obama character that thinks he's going to be the first black president...and after March is over...we can start laughing at Hilary again...and to sum up women's history month, let us place a picture of Oprah on this here blog...because she is a strong black women...and I spell it correctly in this case because Oprah represents all women...they strong...I am glad as men we do not have one man that represents us...all men for themselves...if this were really true...men for themselves...we would be a hungry and wrinkled species...thanks women...ohhhhhh...apparently I do kid...one last note on women……I recently dropped my daughter off at college…she’s becoming a woman…I dropped her off…gave her a big hug…told her I loved her……and told her to take it like a champ…happy Women’s History Month…

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