Friday, February 16, 2007

...war against continued...

...you say you want a peaceful Middle East...well...

We, Americans, our world friends, our padres...will never solve the issues between the Israelis/Palestinians, or the Sunnis/Shiites...unless we first tackle the fighting that has gone on much longer amongst one of mankind's most vital assets...and this I am of course referring to the Pussy Cat Feuds...before these cats can get along, we can forget about the Middle East achieving peace...who, what, where, how and sometimes why?... did these pussy cat feuds begin???...

..Not all are as happy as THAT family to our right...


...House cats existed before Jesus (the original lesbian)...hence the year we estimate cats came about -- 500 B.O.L. (500 years before the original lesbian)...talking about original, and not referring to fried chicken bawk, the most original felons, as all know, was/still is Leo J. Fox and Leo's successor Cosmo Kennedy...Cosmo is presently maintaining a fluffy multicolored coat, is clean as can be, as the "Mo" knows how to use that sandpaper tongue the way Leo did; she layed down the foundation...these two cats keep it real by not meowing they keep it real with every breath...but do so by actions, such as, coming inside de house, showing its owners love with a lick to the forehead or left ear...then using cat slang to murmur, "Me so hungry...give me the same damn thing I had yesterday and all days prior"...problems amongst cats began because the teachings of Leo (da Pooch) were misunderstood, and used for greedy reasons...like say a couple humans have done with religion over the course of history...the misunderstandings led to cats becoming greedy and separations began...many cats just wanted to be famous like Leo and Cosmo...this is evident in today's society in the likes of magazines such as Cat Fancy...



...I realized this today when I was doing my daily research in Cat Fancy...these cats just want to be cool, and like the title entails, they're too fancy...why don't they just put on some pants...

...these cats are similar to today's athletes and those rappers...wannabes that want to be all up in the magazines...theses cats need to get their priorities checked before the can RE RE respect themselves...and this has to happen before we solve the Pussy Cat Feuds...

Thursday, February 08, 2007

...lil sidebar with Jonathan Richman Live @ The Knitting Factory


Last Saturday I went to see Jonathan Richman at the Knitting Factory in NYC. It has taken a week to write this and that’s the kind of affect the performance had on me. I was entertainted, but saw more of a comedian than a musician…don’t jump to conclusions on me yet though…I enjoyed myself…The Knitting Factory was a small venue (approx. 200 peeps there), a pretty cool place to see live music, most of crowd was mid-30s-40s…all that thought JR was hilarious…however, as funny as we think he is, we showed up to hear his music…recognizable songs for me were “Dancing at the Lesbian Bar” and “Pablo Picasso” (‘never called an asshole’)…both two very funny songs, but JR isn’t Adam Sandler and we listen to these songs for the music and then additional chuckles…JR was joined only by a drummer…we’ll call him “boy” and he didn’t add much…and unfortunately JR’s instrumentation didn’t either……playing off the crowds enthusiasm for comedy, JR spun his g-tar around often, doing some comical dances…I don’t give out thumbs or anything, but I’ll just say I don’t know the last song JR played or whether he got an encore…I left before that could happen…after I finished my 6 buck Boddingtons…I will certainly check out future bands playing at the Knitting Factory again…and would like to eventually see Jonathan Richman with a band…