…Everybody has something these days…my doctor, Dr. George, just diagnosed me with the living disease…many humans get this during life……Yes, so everyone has something these days…for another example – depression…like the commercial goes – “Are you suffering from depression?”…and it goes on by selling you something to deal with your depression…what they sell you is a drug…but we all know…from our experimental days…that drugs don’t solve anything…they are temporary remedies…whether they are illegal or legal…so, I propose the following advertisement that shall be a better way to solve your depression –
“Attention!...Are you suffering from depression?...Are you no longer getting what you want out of life?...Well!...You don’t have to suffer any longer…Welcome yourself to our seminar – ‘After Taking A Look At This Dude, My Life Ain’t That Pathetic – Thanks Minus D’...And you can do this too…Your only obligation is to let us exploit your depression by us making money off it, and your depression will be gone-zo…because there are lots of pathetic mo fos out there…We should also add that there will be costumers comparing their lives to yours in order to boost their self-esteem…So it is a win-win-win situation…What do you say?...Call us now!”…
...Luckily for now I only have that living disease...
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