...this Sunday Mo Jo was written on Sunday; however, my moms gave me a list of things I needed to do before posting...she doesn't read this often so I'll admit I didn't do the list...yet...
…Mother’s Day…free beer…beer shits…false alarm…but the trumpet was a playin’…Miles Davis would have been proud…as we are of our mother’s…great transition I do agree…this Mo Jo is dedicated to the mothers…put away your Halmarks…despite what your card says, my momma is the best in the world-n-of all time…check Wikipedia…it’s a fact…but I write this Mo Jo not only to thank my mom, but to thank the mom of our hostess of the restaurant we dinned at for Mother’s day dinner…I thank the mother for creatin’ such a scrumptious hostess…well worth the 35 buck meals we all had…35 bucks for an entrée…yeah, that is fair…and balanced…the hostess was all the dessert I needed…I even went back for seconds after the rest of the FAM went back to Connecticut…the hostess was done with work and was about to leave…but then she saw me so stayed for a drink…at the other end of the bar…we played some pick-a-boo…or maybe she was just wondering why I was staring at her…however, at this point I’ve convinced myself she is the one doing the staring…I don’t mind though…there are mirrors in this world…I’ve seen this face…welp…this is what females do to ya…stop asking me about a career…my only goal right now is to achieve a girlfriend…so until I achieve this you can forget about the career…because like they say…there is always a woman behind a great man…tell that to Massachusetts…and I do agree with y'all that I am pretty damn fooking awesome...but I'm not great...like that Tiger...yet...not until a woman is behind me...in conclusion, it would only be selfish if this hostess didn’t accept my offer for a drink at the bar she works at and could get for free…by the next Mo Jo we will find out if she is selfish…wouldn’t mind sharing a cup of Sunday Mo Jo with her…now that certainly isn’t selfish…this mo jo sucks…I blame the mother’s for THEIR day…but I think I’ll keep mine…Mom…thanks for all the groceries…but you forgot the sugar…and there’s a cup of sugarless Sunday Mo Jo…
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