Career Choices / Dreams 
…My parents always told me I could grow up to be anything I wanted to be…so I told them I’m gonna grow up to be a strong black woman…while all other kids were dreaming about being firemen and astronauts, I was dreaming bigger…and by bigger I mean realistic…no I am not presently a strong black woman…but I will keep hope alive…it’s an American audacity…ask Barack Obama…I’m guessing he’s still dreaming about being a strong black woman too…dressing up as one, Rudy Giuliani, does not count…but does spice things up…on a Saturday night…in Harlem… 
…back to the dreams of others…which are myths by the way…who really grows up dreaming about being an astronaut…firemen I’ll give ya…I may have dreamed of that for about a week, but then the Ninja Turtles came out and switched the dream…that may still come true too…but nobody dreams of being an astronaut…dreams do come true…I just downloaded 2 Asians…I’m sure that’s what Dr. King was referring to…dreams do come true and I guarantee none of you are astronauts…and if you claim to be one…you’re a liar and your pants are on fire…call the fireman to put it out…also, along with none of you being astronauts, none of you have ever met an astronaut…and that dude Lance from N’Sync that just come out da closet, and dreamed of going to space, he don’t count if ya met him…because the only place you’d likely meet him is an N’Sync concert…and if you’ve gone to one of those, well, you no longer count…that’s the only logical explanation for all those Al Gore votes in Florida…ya, so there are no astronauts…I’m not convinced there is even space…except if you’re referring to the space I fill up with this here revolutionary writing…
…let’s dissect careers that actually do exist…however, some of them I just don’t comprehend what went on in these people’s brains to conclude that they will do such and such for a career…first example being porn…who actually does this?...Yes, I know Nate…who is not great…but good…just because something rhymes doesn’t me you can just make up shit…I know Nate (a great friend of mine that can be great when linked to me) you dream of being a porn star in the porno bidness…but not everyone can start in the underground, rise to having classy action with that blond and then become the head coach of the professional basketball team, the Miami Heat…porn name Ron Jeremy…coach name Stan Van Gundy…same soul…and I know Jimmy Valvano said to never give up…but he never met you Nate and if he had he would have immediately realized you don’t have what it takes…so…give up…Jimmy V’s orders…plus, I think I answered my own question…the only people that actually go into porn are those that don’t have parents…especially mothers…how would you possibly show up to family functions?...although, I think the no parent thing has some realism to it…so I’d say I digress, but I ate like 8 hours ago so that wouldn’t make much sense and would most likely confuse you…think of another career Nate…you’re welcome for the look out…
…who the hell becomes a clown…unlike astronauts, clowns are out there…and there are actual human-beings under that paint and fake multi-colored fro…these people might even have kids…I mean, I’m a world famous blogger, and have a hard enough time getting girls…what if you’re a clown…what women are turned on by clowns…the big feet are fake…I’d love to ask a clown…and I’d have to ask very slowly…and prolly pause…a couple times to pace…myself for the explanation of, “Why are you a clown?”…like what the fuck happened…what wrong bus, pill did ya take…what did your mother do so wrong for you to hate her so much to make you become a clown…and many of our parents hire these loons for children’s birthday parties…can you picture a regular Joe Smo or Jane Doe growing up in a family like say – “7th Heaven’s” Camden family (see next post)…then going off to a respectable college, graduating and then concluding they will use that education and apply to the academy of clown…no you can’t…who even came up with the clown…remind me to stay away from the circus for awhile…that should be difficult…we will further dissect other occupations at a later date…I need time to absorb these questions…for me…I will not give up…but for now…Nate…give up…class dismissed…
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