Verizon commercial...

The only difference between Martin Luther King Jr. and me is that he remembered his dream.

Well, and maybe one more thing.  I don't think MLK ever wrote the below commercial idea:

First and foremost, are you satisfied with your phone?  That is what's most important.  Because if you're not satisfied then how could you go on with your day?  It would be impossible.  And people say nothing is impossible.  But those are the people that are satisfied with their phones...Verizon...are you satisfied?