...Sunday Mo Jo...

…Oh yeah, you’ve noticed…I went cold turkey on that Mo Jo lately…I realized I lasted 21 of my 24 year hall of fame career without using the caffeine…well, at least from the bean…so why after all that time does a mo fo have to have coffee…it got to the point where I couldn’t function during the day without it…it had a hold of me…by the balls…and we all know down south controls the brain…it’s like a drug…um yeah, maybe it is…so like most, I’ve relapsed and I’m back for some more mo jo…please wait to applaud after I write down the key to life somewhere in thus here piece…so to celebrate my relapse of mo jo, I was gonna throw out some jokes that I came across while subbing tomorrow’s leaders on Friday…but I was shaving my brother’s back last night and that supplied him with much laughter…so let’s go one by one…I’ll shave your backs, and supply chuckles that-a-way…who’s first???...Charley???...oh, and I was joking about shaving my brother’s back…it was my girlfriend’s…and the word around Brooklyn is that the G-Man’s back on that jo…yet a little hairy this time around, but back nonetheless…in fact, all-the-more and just because your mom’s a whore doesn’t mean she should give all the whores bad names…they’re trying to get through college…the space between my…and my…gets a little sweaty at times…you fill in the blanks…which brings us all back to middle school…some of you still waiting to graduate that shit…back to Middle School for vocab tests, “Please fill in the blanks with the appropriate vocab word”…I’d like to thank the classmate that sat to the right of me…the one on the left put her binder around her test…this didn’t piss me off because I couldn’t see the answers…but more so pissed off my jimmy because I couldn’t see her cleavage…a look to the right, Garrett’s vocab is so expansive, he should be a writer…a look to the left, Garrett’s gotta do that tuck between the belt and waist when it’s time to hand his test in…and I will not stoop to the level of the corny mo fo that here would say I scored 100 on the test, but got caught cheating because Stewart to the right some how eneded up in the blank at the top of my paper…no, I won’t go there because that’s a true story and it still hurts…not the fact I got caught cheating, but my belt was really tight that day because I was going through a tight jean phase and my jimmy hasn’t forgiven me since…oh yea, he’s back on the mo jo and releasing unconscious private part jokes is what it’s good fo…and there’s a cup of Sunday Mo Jo…